I am jealous.
I’m in love *A*
PERFECTION.
MUST reblog.
Wow.
Oh no that’s the sound of Brett leaving me forever.
I will never not reblog Jia Jem <3 I love this woman.
This girl is a sexy bitch. :P
Oh holy shit…. fucking sent from the cosplay gods to wreak havoc on me… fuck yes
Ohh gosh I love Jias Jack cosplay so so sosoooosooooo much
Spiraling conclusion of me yammering on about KICK-ASS 2! Whoa!
May/May not/most certainly does contain spoilers on Issues 5, 6, 7 of KICK-ASS 2
What the hell were you thinking Dave’s Dad?! Dave’s dad gets arrested for telling the police he is Kick-Ass, because that is exactly what ANY father out there would have done in the same situation. Dave is rightfully upset, but his father insists everything will be okay. The Mother Fucker is pissed off that Kick-Ass got away scott free, but develops a different plan. Dave gets a text message, and because that’s just how fucked up this story is, the text message is a picture of his father beaten and hung. He recollects his childhood, while standing at the funeral outside. The Mother Fucker says they have three days ceasefire, then it’s on. OR, it’s on at the funeral, and with a loud explosion and a huge hail of gunfire, they kidnap Dave. Now that was a ruse! But with that, Hit-Girl is back, and boy is she ever angry.
Upon stealing her step-father’s gun, Mindy makes short work of the people who kidnapped Dave. Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl get to the hideout and Mindy just pummels the living hell out of almost everyone there. They’re informed of basically a Super-Villain terrorist attack and just going to start murdering civilians now, so Mindy phones her step-father and informs him that she’s okay, and what might potentially happen. The villains blow up Dave’s home and simultaneously blow the living shit out of ever comic book store in the city (tear). Villains start to charge the city and destroy everything and everyone in their path. The villains, don’t play nicely, surprise surprise right? They murder civilians and police, and cause as much damage as possible. Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl show up, with their own crew, and now it’s on like Donkey Kong!
It’s an all out brawl in Times Square, with the villains and heroes clashing in a mighty epic battle! Hit-Girl takes on a fight against a giant Russian woman, who is equally as psychotic as The Mother Fucker, who with her size and training, is able to beat the living pulp out of Hit-Girl. But with a distraction of two heroes looking to hide, Hit-Girl stabs her repeatedly in throat, until fully decapitating her. Hit-Girl wins. Kick-Ass and Mother Fucker continue to fight in the midst of the brawl while police start arresting both parties, heroes and villains. Mother Fucker makes his escape with Kick-Ass following suit. Upon entering a roof top, Kick-Ass finishes work on Mother Fucker, with Mother Fucker falling off of the roof. Kick-Ass being all noble calls an ambulance for Mother Fucker, while Hit-Girl shows up so Kick-Ass can make a hasty escape. Then it dawns on Dave. We all just need a little color in our lives and the certainty of a happy ending because real life doesn’t always work out like that.
And as the police arrested the heroes, people cheered. Justice Forever.
Right after finishing my brief little summery/talking about KICK-ASS 2 I decided to just finish the whole lot of them. Why? Cause I can.
May/may not/most certainly does contain some spoilers within Issue 3 and 4 of KICK-ASS 2.
Okay, so the third issue starts off with a bite to the balls! Literally, as a Super-Pet is making kibble on some poor dudes junk. Well, replace poor dude with gangster/kidnapper Jimmy Kim. Jimmy Kim has been taking young women and forcing them into prostitution and a whole bunch of fun stuff like that! Kick-Ass and company save the day! Horray! Aside from biting the balls off criminals, Justice Forever also help the legal way, by helping homeless and trying to find missing persons. Dave’s father then finds out that he dresses up and fights crime, and is pretty pissed off about it. Dave does the mature thing, and storms off with his green tights. The Super-Villain Army make their way to the HQ of Justice Forever, and make some quick work of their leader. Red-Mist informs that his group is called, wait for it, Toxic-Mega Cunts. Just, wow! It’s featured on the news, and Mindy looks PISSED!
Mindy looks VERY bored trying to lead a normal life. Being a hero is what flows through her veins, but her step father argues with her that Red-Mist now known as The Mother Fucker (Because that’s just genius right?) is the polices problem and not the problem of an 11 year old girl. The Justice Forever group all gather at a diner, and talk about what happened to their friend, while Kick-Ass mentions how this is just the beginning. Proving that The Mother Fucker is just a fucked up asshole, he murders some children. Spoilers, spoilers, I know, he murders some FUCKING CHILDREN! But, because that is just not messed up enough, but he rapes Dave’s love interest and murders her parents. And she doesn’t even like the guy! But it doesn’t stop there, because that turns into a gang rape, followed by her murder! The police start arresting heroes and villains, pitting the blame all on them, and proceed to Dave’s house to arrest Kick-Ass, only, Kick-Ass doesn’t walk through the door.
I decided to write this, because why the hell not? I’m technically jobless, as I quit my very high paying job of over 4 years. I’m going to write about the comic book KICK-ASS 2, which is the second part of the teenage fantasy super hero KICK-ASS who takes it upon himself to fight crime and injustice. Now, thank god I started reading this a week before the final issue was released, because if I had to wait for this series to finish I would have murdered a baby panda. The first issue of this 7 issue series was released October 2010, and the SEVENTH issue was released March 2012. That’s a long god damn time Mark Millar.
May/most likely/definitely does contain some mild spoilers of the first TWO issues of KICK-ASS 2.
The story itself is pretty basic. It starts off several months after the first story ended. Kick-Ass AKA Dave Lizewski, continues his rigorous training right from the get go with a little help from Mindy (McCready AKA ultra-psychopathic-little-girl Hit-Girl). Her step father, does not approve and in the end, gets her to promise to disassociate herself with the crazy heroes. He just wants what all parents want right? A normal kid? Along the way, Kick-Ass inspires dozens of people to dress up and follow in his footsteps. He meets up with a crew of several heroes, who, taking a spin on the Justice League (DC Comics) and call themselves Justice Forever.
Justice Forever introduce themselves, and tell off some of their origin stories, because hey, half the fun of a super hero is knowing a back story! I swear no one in this universe can think of clever super hero names, as they’re all called something completely ridiculous, such as Night-Bitch and Battle-Guy. Bumping into an angry looking goth kid at school, Dave is told about how Red-Mist has started a group of his very own. A Super-Villain Army! Justice Forever later that night takes to the streets to take on some criminals, and force their way into a hideout of some notorious gangster, and lo and behold, there are also Super-Pets! Which promptly bites the balls off gangster Jimmy Kim.
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Haha I thought I did when you mentioned yours of Facebook :P
